Things I Do To Annoy The Husband

From the moment you move in with the love of your life, that one special person who you want to share the rest of your life with, the habits in time will start to surface. Those silly little things like dirty socks on the floor, hogging the bathroom or leaving the toilet seat up perhaps, they will get right on your tits haha! As much as you love them it will drive you into a world of nail biting, going grey and rocking back and forth, hehe.

I thought for a laugh I would let the hubby share a few of his pet hates on me!

So I will hand you over to Craig,,,, Here are his famous last words!

Hello, I may regret this in a VERY short amount of time. If you never hear from me again, it was a bad idea.

So here are the things that my wife does that annoy me, here goes……..

    1.  I enjoy cooking, Jayne enjoys cleaning. I appreciate that these two statements are at odds with each other, but PLEASE stop tidying up around me. Every thing ends up in the dishwasher before I have finished with it! I will clean up after I promise!

    2.  Having children makes every trip require more organisation than a military invasion. Every parent knows the drill. Driving along to your destination, only upon arrival to discover that you have forgotten something. But how is it always me that has forgotten to pick it up? I mean you didn’t ask me to pick it up, did you? Hmmmm.

3.  Flatulance! Farts, whatever you wish to call them. And especially the ones that come out with slippers on but smell like the inside of a freshly opened Egyptian tomb! There is no way that that was the dog either! But the worst part, is when you put your surprised face on when the stench surfaces! 

4.  The way you never ask me to do anything, but make extremely subtle hints to get me motivated, like, “Have you seen the state of it in there” which really means, WTF have you done? Get in there double time and sort it!

5. It’s not cool to play the sound effect on your phone of an audience clapping and cheering when I put on the kettle, I do make my fair share of tea.

6. It was not that funny that you almost split your sides laughing when I stood in that paint tray with the metallic silver paint. Yes admittedly I did look like I had metal feet but what was it you said when you left the room in stitches? “I’ll be back” really? 

So there you have 6 things that my wife has done to aggravate annoy me. But to be perfectly honest, I really had to think, in truth, there is nothing that my wife does to annoy me.

Does your other half do something that drives you barmy? Or perhaps you play them up?

Why not join in and let your other half spill the beans!